Monday 21 May 2012

Dark Shadows Review

As many people may know, One of the greatest actor - director team ups within Hollywood is Johnny Depp and Tim Burton and together they have given us some of the greatest movies to grace Hollywood including Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hollow and Ed Wood. So when it was reported that they would be collaborating again on a new film; Me and many other Burton fans were excited to see what was coming.

Dark Shadows is based off the 1966 gothic soap opera of the same name and it tells the tale of Barnabas Collins, A wealthy young playboy who after being cursed by a Witch is turned into a Vampire and forced to be buried alive for eternity However when he is accidentally dug out 200 years later, Barnabas returns to the family home to realize that his familys buisness and name has also fallen foul to the curse and decides to fight back to prove their name actually means something However when he finds out that the Witch who cursed the Collins family is their rival, Barnabas realizes that the fight for his family's name has just become more personal.

Whatever you may hear from critics, Ignore them and watch it for yourself. Dark Shadows contains a strong amount of gore but between gory and mild Horror scenes there is plenty of the Comic relief moments that fans of Burton have come to expect. As usual the Special effects definitley support the bizarre and wacky ideas of Tim Burtons Imagination and the score by Danny Elfman is fantastic. Of course the film wouldn't be anything without it's fantastic cast that includes Johnny Depp (Sleepy Hollow), Michelle Pfeiffer (Batman Returns), Helena Bonham Carter (Alice in Wonderland 2010), Eva Green (Casino Royale), Jackie Earl Haley (Watchmen), Chloe Mortez (Kick-Ass) and Christopher Lee (The Wicker Man) aswell as a Cameo appearance from Rock Star Alice Cooper. All in all, Everything about this film is very enjoyable and it definitley has that wacky dark tone that most of Burton's films contains and personally it isn't as Camp as all the adverts make it out to be. A Definite must see and look out for Tim Burton's Other two films: Frankenweenie and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter later this year (Keep an eye out for reviews).****


American Pie: Reunion Review

As everybody probably knows by now, It has been a while since there has been an American Pie film released (The Spin-offs don't count) but finally the old cast return for the fantastic return of one of the greatest comedy franchises of all time and it comes in the form of American Pie Reunion.

Set a few years after American Pie: The Wedding, The entire gang get ready to return for their high school reunion however their lives have changed over the past few years. Jim and Michelle now have a child, Oz is a huge celebrity, Kevin is the perfect example of a housewife, Finch has mysteriously disappeared and Stifler is working for a big company but sure enough; The high-school reunion results in new High-School high jinks as the group starts to learn that although they are getting older, The fun doesn't have to stop.

This film is probably one of the funniest entries in the franchise mainly because the original cast returns. The film's cast includes Jason Biggs (Jay and Silent Bob), Alyson Hannigan (Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Chris Klein (Election), Thomas Ian Nicholas (Halloween Ressurection), Tara Reid (The Big Lebowski), Sean William Scott (Evolution), Mena Suvari (Day of the Dead 2008), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Harold and Kumar) and Eugene Levy (Splash) aswell as cameo appearances from Neil Patrick Harris (The Smurfs) and Rebecca DeMornay (Risky Business). The film also contains the crude humour you'd expect from the American Pie films but it also contains new jokes including a leather sex outfit and an Ice box. All in all, This film is Rude, Full of Bad Language and Scenes which can be disgusting for people who don't expect them within a comedy and That is the very reason that this film definitley deserves to be classed as a true sequel to American Pie 3 and one of the best comedy films in years. Definitley worth your money.*****


Tuesday 1 May 2012

The Cabin in The Woods Review

With The Avengers hitting Cinemas in America this week and with the film already out here in Britain. People might just watch this film without watching the other film from the mind of Joss Whedon (Firefly) which takes the common knowledge of a Slasher film and totally spins it out of control. This mini Masterpiece is what is referred to as The Cabin in The Woods. A film that has gathered praise from film critics American and Brittish alike.

The film revolves around 5 Twenty Somethings who are manipulated into spending the weekend at a remote cabin in the middle of the Woods. What they don't know is that a team of people are watching their every move to decide on what they send to kill them. As a Zombie Redneck Torture Family rise, Bodies begin to fall but can the remaining Survivors discover the secrets hidden from them and most importantly why?

The film is a treat in many aspects of the word and features more monsters than you could shake a stick at. Monsters within the film include Werewolfs, Spiders, Rats, Snakes, Bats, Zombies, Ghosts, Clowns and there if you look closely you can even see the twins out of The Shining and a similar box to the Puzzle box from the Hellraiser Franchise aswell as many more monsters (Some from other Horror Films). The Film has a fantastic cast including Kristen Connelly (The Happening), Chris Hemsworth (Avengers Assemble), Fran Kranz (Donnie Darko), Jesse Williams (Brooklyn's Finest), Richard Jenkins (Let Me In), Bradley Whitford (Billy Madison), Amy Acker (Catch me if you can) and a Cameo appearance by the queen of Sci-Fi Sigourney Weaver (Alien). The film also features a song during the credits that really feels right for that movie, The Song is "Last" by Nine Inch Nails. All in all, The Cabin in The Woods is a fun and silly film which is extremely enjoyable. Personally though you like it or you don't. Watch it and decide and comment your thoughts on the film. ****

2013 releases according to IMDB

I know that 2012 is only into the fifth month but I thought I would look over some of the films slated for next year. According to IMDB, The following list of movies is being considered or confirmed for release next year. Enjoy. =D

  1. The Fast and The Furious 6
  2. Iron Man 3
  3. Catching Fire (Hunger Games 2)
  4. Man of Steel
  5. Thor 2
  6. The Lone Ranger
  7. The Host
  8. Star Trek 2
  9. A Good Day to Die Hard
  10. The Wolverine
  11. Lawless
  12. World War Z
  13. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
  14. Spring breaker's
  15. Ender's Game
  16. The Iceman
  17. Pain and Gain
  18. Hitchcock
  19. The Hangover Part III
  20. After Earth
  21. Grown Ups 2
  22. The Hobbit: There and Back Again
  23. The Tomb
  24. The Chronicles of Riddick: Dead Man Stalking
  25. Ninja Turtles
  26. Machete Kills
  27. Oz: The Great and Powerful
  28. The Wolf of Wall Street
  29. The Counselor
  30. Red Band
  31. Oblivion
  32. The Mortal Instruments
  33. Despicable Me 2
  34. The Bling Ring
  35. The Bitter Pill
  36. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
  37. Serena
  38. Rush
  39. The End of The World
  40. Monsters University
  41. Carrie
  42. Twelve Years a Slave
  43. The Last Stand
  44. Knight of Cups
  45. Robocop
  46. Kill Your Darlings
  47. Scary Movie 5
  48. 300: Battle of Artemisia
  49. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
  50. Bottom of the World
  51. Jack the Giant Killer
  52. Kane & Lynch
  53. 47 Ronin
  54. Elysium
  55. Out of the Furnace
  56. All you Need is Kill
  57. Pacific Rim
  58. Gambit
  59. Lone Survivor
  60. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
  61. Warm Bodies
  62. Parker
  63. Broken City
  64. Robopocalypse
  65. Jeepers Creepers 3: Cathedral
  66. Snowpiercer
  67. Frank or Francis
  68. Winter's Tale
  69. The Evil Dead
  70. Empire State
  71. Stand Up Guys
  72. Inside Llewyn Davis
  73. 2 Guns
  74. Now you see me
  75. R.I.P.D.
  76. Don Jon's Addiction
  77. Silence
  78. Snitch
  79. Promised Land
  80. Passion
  81. The Human Centipede III (The Final Sequence)
  82. Motor City
  83. Big Eyes
  84. The Seventh Son
  85. Unknown Soldier
  86. Dead Man Down
  87. The Railway Man
  88. The Mayaguez Incident
  89. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  90. Your Voice in My Head
  91. Hummingbird
  92. Beautiful Creatures
  93. The Butler
  94. 42
  95. Voyage of Time
  96. The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman
  97. Thunder Run
  98. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D
  99. Escape from Planet Earth
  100. Zulu
There are loads more but I have only put IMDB's Most Popular 100 films. Keep an eye out for these films next year.